Funny SMS

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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

By: Funtoosh

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WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!

How lucky you are, no brain no stress! :P

By: Urdu Laughter

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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

By: Dapper

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

By: Rehan

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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

By: Funster

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See: Great Laughters of The World

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